The Trapdoor

Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions, where nobody goes, stands an ancient castle. Deep within this dank and univiting place lives Birk...
"Hello!"
Overworked servant to the thing upstairs...
"Birk! Feed me!"
But that's nothing, compared to the horrors that lurk beneath the Trapdoor. For there is always something down there. In the dark... waiting to come out...

Don't you open that trapdoor! You're a fool if you dare! Stay away from that trapdoor! 'Cause there's something down there!

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Such a cool theme song. Anyway, enjoy Birk, Drut and Boney. Drut is the best name for a spider thing.